hello natalie

what are you doing today?

swankivy:

I’m seeing this too often and I want it to stop.

I talk about asexuality and someone responds with “I know what that’s like, because sometimes my sex drive is low and I don’t want sex at all. And you don’t see me calling it ‘asexual.’”

A demisexual person talks about the difference between…

“Bunny Eating a Banana” was one of the videos on the YouTube homepage on April Fool’s Day 2008 - the day when all the video links went to a Rick Roll.

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boxlunches:

thetrianglepost:

The new Vitamin Water advert is a meme-spewing piece of shit. Here’s an idea, let’s browse the internet and throw a bunch of shit together we already know people like and use it to sell something! Now there’s an original idea…

Really tired of corporations trying to make money off of the common people since they are all out of ideas, to be honest. Let’s not forget that these are the same corporations who spam up all of our websites with annoying advertisements and keep trying to think of new ways for us to be forced to look at them. We can put up with you, corporations and big businesses, but stop the appropriation of internet humor. And meme inventors, there are other ways to make money off your meme.

Or maybe I’m just incredibly frustrated and bitter right now about things.

comedycentral:

Countdown to Futurama: Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere!

Okay, so maybe I can’t move up the air-date, but I can give you the next best thing. Here, for your nerdy little eyes, is the very first clip from the new season of Futurama! It comes from the episode entitled “The Bots and the Bees,” which will air as the first half of the one-hour season premiere, Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c.

But wait, there’s more! Starting today, we’re once again counting down to the premiere with new Futurama goodies every single day. So, be sure to check back over the next 50 days for more clips, storyboards, character designs and more!

winking-eye-alcohol-suggestion:

skyrimconfessions:

“I hate Dwarven ruins so much I try to avoid them at all costs. I try to avoid Markarth in general, I hate that place.”
http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

This. I really don’t know why, but they make me really uneasy. Almost as uneasy as the Forsworn 

Yeah, me too! However… I do like how much metal is just lying around to smelt.

winking-eye-alcohol-suggestion:

skyrimconfessions:

“I hate Dwarven ruins so much I try to avoid them at all costs. I try to avoid Markarth in general, I hate that place.”

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

This. I really don’t know why, but they make me really uneasy. Almost as uneasy as the Forsworn 

Yeah, me too! However… I do like how much metal is just lying around to smelt.

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I… don’t really agree with this too much.

The bit about saying “no”? Um, “no” was my first word.

I wasn’t really happy until I got the internet and could actually make friends for once…..

The kids I know best, my nephews and niece, play outside more often than I did, I’m pretty sure. I never had a computer and only had a few video games as a kid, sure. But I was bored, all the time. I complained about being bored so often, my Mum got really exasperated with me. These days, because of all the interests that opened up to me once I got a computer, and internet a little later, I am never bored. Sure I have the problem of never having enough time to do fun stuff, but at least I have fun stuff to do.

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thedailyshow:

Don’t Bring This Sign

People, you’re better than this. Please don’t download this printable .PDF and take it to Rick Santorum’s 5:30 p.m. rally at Hope College. Or to his 7:30 p.m. dinner at the Amway Grand Plaza Hotel in Grand Rapids. That’s not who you are. Is it?